The Legend of The Jackers*

Recently found: A setlist to prove they saw a million (or maybe just two) faces and rocked them all (or both). Like Santa Claus, Sasquatch, Nessie and the chupacabras**, sometimes a photo must stand as proof.

I think I’ve talked about this before, but my brother and I had a “band” in the 80s (didn’t everyone) called The Jackers. Our hook? We wore jackets. Also, we played plastic badminton rackets as guitars and sang into a Fisher Price radio-tunable microphone. We played our gigs on the staircase landing in our house in Bellevue off Sawyer Brown Road. It was, in a word, awesome.

Like many venues, we apparently didn’t allow photographing or recording of any kind, because we don’t have any pictures of The Jackers in action. I do remember singing Tina Turner’s Private Dancer, though (mainly because of how hilarious that is to me now that I know what that song is about), and I know we covered Starship’s We Built This City. Marconi played the mamba INDEED.

Things I didn’t remember? We were Star and Shadow.

Oh, the good ol’ days…

Photo of Star and Shadow circa The Jackers era:

*Who may have actually been called The Drachets

 **Perhaps there will be a reunion tour as Nessie & the Chupacabras?

Macca

Saving to memory:

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    1. Venus & Mars/Rockshow
    2. Jet
    3. All My Loving
    4. Letting Go
    5. Got To Get You Into My Life
    6. Highway (The Fireman cover)
    7. Let Me Roll It
    8. Long And Winding Road
    9. 1985
    10. Let ‘Em In
    11. My Love
    12. I’m Looking Through You
    13. Tequila (The Champs cover)
    14. Two Of Us
    15. Blackbird
    16. Here Today
    17. Dance Tonight
    18. Mrs. Vandebilt
    19. Eleanor Rigby
    20. Ram On
    21. Something
    22. Sing The Changes
    23. Band On The Run
    24. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
    25. Back in the U.S.S.R.
    26. I’ve Got A Feeling
    27. Paperback Writer
    28. A Day In The Life/Give Peace A Chance
    29. Let It Be
    30. Live And Let Die
    31. Hey Jude

Encore:

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    1. Day Tripper
    2. Lady Madonna
    3. Get Back

Encore 2:

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    1. Yesterday
    2. Helter Skelter
    3. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)
    4. The End

 

The Great Frapp Debacle

This evening, when I woke up from my afternoon nap, I wanted two things: 1) to get out of the house, 2) ice cream. Luckily, I didn’t have any ice cream in my house, so those things went hand in hand.

The sunset was so beautiful that I took a quick drive to start with, then headed down to Starbucks on Nolensville Road to take advantage of the last few dollars on a gift card. This is where I ran into a true 21st Century suburban SNAFU.

My grande java chip frappacino w/ no whip had whip. Not a huge deal, I know. And before you say “Oh, come on; there aren’t enough calories to worry about” that’s not the deal at all. I don’t like the taste of whipped cream. Never have. But I digress; back to the story – It was a quarter til 9:00, they were clearly closing at 9:00 and I wasn’t about to hand it back. I did what any good non-whip appreciating customer would do; I pulled into the Kroger parking lot to do a quick skim into the shrubbery.

In the following five minutes, I got a sense of what having small children in my car will be like. I snap off the domed top of the drink, straw in hand to act as my knife, and frappacino goes everywhere. It’s on the dash, all over my pants, on my hands, in the cupholder…sigh. Left hand: drink out the window, whip now enhancing the landscape, thin trickles of chocolate goo running over my knuckles and onto the concrete. Right hand: stretching into the glove compartment for napkins, sopping up puddles of java frapp from my legs and car seat. Cheap McDonald’s napkins leaving that fun white dust streaked across my black pants. A couple of minutes later, all that’s left is a half-melted drink and sticky knuckles. The plan had been to continue the night drive, but I could. not. get. past. those. sticky. knuckles.

Cut to me driving back home, slurping down the frapp as quick as possible to try to get past the watery chocolate to the icy goodness, unable to focus on anything but lines from Zoolander and STICKY KNUCKLES.

Now I’m home, washed up and clothes changed. With any luck, tomorrow my car will smell like chocolate and coffee and not like sour milk and cream. Fingers crossed. All I can think is, my favorite barista* Josh from It’s a Grind would never have added the whip.

*Or, as my dad thinks, “batista”

Nashville Flood

I’ve gathered a couple of helpful and interesting words from Twitter:

First of all, to help with disaster relief, text the message REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation. The money will be added to your next cell phone bill.

Second, one of Nashville’s two water treatment facilities is under water and out of pocket. The other went from 66% percent reserves to 48% in two days. Yipers! Cool People Care posted this useful article (which I’ve copied in full here; hopefully Sam won’t mind.):

Here’s how to cut your usage by one-half.

City officials in Nashville are asking people to cut their water usage by one half. The math seems easy, but the call is too abstract. The intentions are great, but the call isn’t urgent enough – nor is it easy to understand.

After all, who out there can tell me – right now – how many gallons of water you use each day? Anyone? Of course not. It’s not something you normally keep track of. You never needed to. It was never a concern. You could easily tell me what you spent at Starbucks yesterday or how often you fill your gas tank. But no one knows how much water they use. How then can you know if you cut your usage by 50%?

Instead, the city needs to be direct on how to use (or not use) water. Don’t give me vague numbers. Tell me what to do. If they won’t, we will.

  • Don’t wash your car. Don’t.
  • Cut off your sprinkler system at home and at work (we’re looking at you, Bicentennial Mall).
  • Smell your armpits. Do you stink? No? Don’t shower. Your friends will still be your friends.
  • Don’t wash your clothes unless you’re out of underwear. Put on jeans and a T shirt and go to work. If your boss gives you crap, let him know there is a flood.
  • Let the dirty dishes stack up. No one will judge you.
  • Use and reuse the same drinking glass all day.
  • If you must shower, get in and out in four minutes. Set a timer. Be diligent.
  • Don’t shave. Armpits, legs, face, back, or knuckles.
  • Your dog? He can also go without a bath for a few days.
  • It’s time to use a bucket. Any time you turn the faucet on, catch the water and use it to wash what needs washing. Don’t toss it out or just let it run down the drain.

Chances are, if you do the above, you’ll cut your usage by more than half. But who’s counting?

Next, find a way to help. The church I’m a member of posted these ways on their blog:

Rolling Hills Family,

As you know, our community has been hit hard the past 36 hours. As the waters diminish, we are evaluating needs and mobilizing volunteers to help in the rebuilding of lives in our community.  If you would like to partner with us in these relief efforts, here are ways you can help:

Immediate Ways to Help

Help us collect these essential items that will be redistributed to families in need in our community. Donations can be dropped off at the WareHouse any time between 8 am and 5 pm.

Food and Hygiene Supplies

 Individual Prepackaged Snacks (granola bars, chips, crackers, etc.)

  • Bottled Watter
  • Shampoo
  • Bars of Soap
  • Combs
  • Toothpaste
  • Toothbrushes
  • Deodorants
  • Feminine Products
  • Other Toiletry Items

 Clean-up Supplies

 Trash Bags

  • Bleach
  • All-purpose Cleaners
  • Rags
  • Shovels
  • Mops
  • Extension chords
  • Gas Powered Generators
  • Water Pumps

Cash Donations (Make sure the “Help with Flood Relief Efforts” field is selected from the drop-down.) 

Let Us know Your Needs

If you or a neighbor have been affected by the storm and could use immediate or long-term assistance for clean-up, supplies, or just someone to talk to, please email Jason Hale;or call 615-823-0277. 

Volunteer Your Time

If you are interested in being put on a team to help with those who may have needs, please email Lisa Rollins with your name, cell number and availability (i.e. I am available Tuesday afternoons, Saturdays, etc.) You will be contacted as the need for teams in the community arise.

You’re amazing, Nashville!

Aerial scenes of flooding from The Tennessean.

Haley 2.8

Or just 28.

Welcome to the world of 28, Hales!

I met Haley through Student Life in the summer of 2004, then suckered her into moving up to Nashville. A glimpse through recent history:

On the Occasion of Haley’s 28th Birthday, a playlist inspired by what I feel Haley would keep in rotation on her iPod:

We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed – Los Campesinos!

Wheels – Jamie Cullum

By Dream – Daniel Martin Moore

If I Ruled the World – Jamie Cullum

Too Many People – Glen Hansard

Airplanes – Local Natives

IRM – Charlotte Gainsbourg

Orange Sky – Alexi Murdoch

Can I Sleep in Your Arms – Phosphorescent

Don’t Stop the Music – Jamie Cullum

First Chance – David Gray

Coming Home to Me – Patty Griffin ft. Julie Miller

Fall Hard – Shout Out Louds

Hollywood – Codeine Velvet Club

Holiday – Vampire Weekend

What is Life – George Harrison