I’m a little late to this party, but in honor of Halloween I started putting together a list of scary things last week…unfortunately, I’ve just gotten around to adding them all here.
1. Neil Diamond
Those eyebrows, the growl-y voice and all. that. satin. Eeeek!
2. Dress up characters
I’ll admit to holding it together at DisneyWorld and places like that, as long as the characters don’t get too close. However, there’s something really creepy about someone who is completely unknown/obscured and is paid to interact with people (mostly children).
This one has a sub-list: Scariest dress-up characters: 1. Billy Bob, the Showbiz bear, 2. The Build-a-Bear bear, 3. Non-traditional Santas*, 4. Traditional Santas, 5. Neil Diamond
If you aren’t afraid of cornfields, why aren’t you? You should be. Even the least scary cornfield movie of all time, Field of Dreams, is still kinda creepy. Also, in Oklahoma, don’t you always halfway expect some weird Puritanical kids to come out and start talking to Curly?
Not Muppets, though. Somehow they’re okay. As for dummies, you know they steal souls, right? Right?
5. Celebrity impersonators
I feel like they should be afraid of themselves.
What are your top scary things?
*Have you ever noticed that non-traditional Santas have the worst teeth?